After students were caught wearing my t-shirts and reading my website, parents asked me, “What is this B.S. that has to be stopped?” I had to think. Then I remembered. “B.S. is Bill Smith, who used to be a man before he evolved into the virus better known as Sciphilizatis. But, most people just call Bill Smith BS. That’s the wholegrain truth. If anyone tells you otherwise, you tell them ‘Bullshit!'”